Redbull Ratings
I've got very specifics tastes. Read about it. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STRAIGHT FROM TEAT AND OVER ICE.
JUNEBERRY - SUMMER / SEA BLUE EDITION
Classic. Beautiful. She's like a sun shower after a drought. When I drink her I feel peace. Sometimes I get the Itch for one like an addict and it scares me. huh? oh like an actual review. so you hate me. ok yeah one second let me just-
Delightfully refreshing, but like the humble slow feeder used for greedy dogs, keeps me from chugging the whole can in one sitting.
Still delicious and wonderful in every sense of the word, but I personally believe every fizzy silly drink is better SLIGHTLY watered down and forced patience.
Curuba & Elderflower - SUMMER EDITION 2025
Floral in a way that like. If you think about what a honeysuckle tastes like as an idea but throw in a bit of pear-ness to it. If you've never had something with elderflower syrup in it I STRONGLY recommend trying it sometime, maybe in like an iced coconut milk matcha. Used to alternate between this one and my GOAT juneberry frequently.
Yeah I bet no one saw this coming. It's too light of a flavour to warrant watering it down, but it's not like it COMPLETELY ruins the taste in doing so.
Honestly this tastes more like it should have been the Spring release over the grapefruit one. WAY better straight out the can than pouring off, not too offensive on the stomach like other flavours might be.
Grapefruit & Blossom - Spring Edition 2025
Yummy.... very light and refreshing! I enjoy more floral things especially if it's an energy drink. Or a matcha. thin ice on that though.
Yeah pretty good on ice, really enjoyable as a cool-me-off drink when it's hot out or you've been serving boots on the ground for 6 hours straight at work. I miss her every day. Like the one that got away.
Yeah honestly it's really refreshing both on and off ice! The flavor is so light that there isn't like. a NEED. to water it down compared to other sodas n such.
Iced Vanilla Berry - Iced / Winter 2024 Edition
One of the most delicious energy drinks I've ever had. Like gogurt. Not too vanilla not too *identifiable berry*. I thank red bull every day for bringing this flavour back as a permanent resident.
Scrump-diddly-umptious. No notes. Ice keeps me humble and not greedy chudling. So good I suck on the ice when I finish what's been poured off I crave more.
So yummy! I have an internal battle between this flavour and Juneberry every time I hit the 'gwa (wawa). Only downside is there's nothing stopping my gluttony from chugging the whole thing as soon as I crack her open.
Coconut Berry - Coconut Edition
Good when I crave something coconutty or I want to make a silly drink. When I have the time and resources I like to juice and zest a lime into the drink, adds a little diva magic to my experience. Makes me feel fancy.
So listen. Like its good! But nothing to write home about or die on an anthill over. The water down I feel like actually hinders its growth. UNLESS. It's with the limeness. Don't forget to be zesty every now and then.
WAYYYY better as a "I gotta go rn don't got time for nothin'" drink than a sit down and analyze the mouthfeel of the carbonation. Prominent coconut taste but don't ask me what the fuck kind of berry is in this I couldn't tell you. Part of the permanent lineup for a reason like I can't hate from outside the club I don't make the flavours.
Cherry Sakura - Spring Edition 2026
Sad. Disappointing. Not the worst thing in the world but not what I wanted out of a sakura flavoured bev
I'll send it straight this just tasted like a cherry jolly rancher. Less of a punch in the face than straight from can but still not getting the floral aftertaste I was hoping for.
Gyod damn I mean I love a little candy sweet now and then but this drink is like if you LOVE love candy enough that you'd drink it. Not a #1 or #2 fan and honestly probably wouldn't even volunteer to be a #3 fan even if you paid me.
Wild Berries - Pink Edition
Twin this jih CHEEKS bad. Maybe it's just me. My exorbitantly high standards. It needs to get taken permanently off roster like the peach one did.
So bad I didn't even wanna waste the ICE. That's exactly right.
Bootyass bad, it tasted like cleaning spray. To be fair I am writing this like a year? After initially tasting it so I can't remember the full profile. Maybe I'll sacrifice the shillings to try again. We'll see how desperate I get for enrichment.
Sudachi Lime - Summer Edition 2026
I MEAN ITS ALRIGHT like. its OK. had the council convene on this so we getting a collaborative review. Good if you're like. ooouughhh my bellay hurt. and I'm also soooo tireduh. But it's unimpressive doesn't stand out to me at all.
It gets watered down so the flavor is just a diluted ginger ale. As if you got a fountain drink version of ginger ale and kinda forgot it for an hour.
Ain't shit to write to no one about. It's MID. They just been droppin the bawl a bit this year huh. Off ice it tastes like a mix of ginger ale and sprite, heavier on the ginger ale side tho but it's like marginal.
Fuji Apple & Ginger - Apple Edition
Can we make a good apple flavor. Can we do something right with ginger please. SOMETHING? It's just caffeine lacroix. and i HATE. lacroix
I genuinely did not want to make any further effort on this flavor past the initial opening of the can and sip sip sippin. I refuse to waste a glass if it doesn't pass the off ice taste first.
Just the most Barely there apple flavour, nonexistent gingerness. I fucking hate lacroix and if you like lacroix then I'm sure you'll think this has too much flavour. White bread tastebuds headass get away from me matter fact get off my site this ain't for you. fuck out my face.